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Clean Dirty Joke of the Day

January 25, 2008

Received today via email from a friend of mine:

An 86-year-old man went to his physician for his quarterly check-up.  The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, “Things are great and I’ve never felt better.  I now have a 20-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.  So what do you think about that, Doc?”

The doctor considered his question for a minute, and then began to tell a story.

“I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.  One day he was setting off to go hunting.  In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.  As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge.  He realized he’d left his gun at home and thus couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.”

“Out of habit,” the doctor continued, “he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went ‘bang bang’.  Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.  So what do you think of that?” asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

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