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Some of you need some serious therapy!

January 31, 2008

A couple weeks ago, I posted my thoughts on the “scandal” over photographs of Hannah Montana‘s Miley Cyrus taken at a slumber party and how it was no more than a big deal made out of nothing.  (If you’re interested, go check it out.)  Since then, I’d say the grand majority of hits this blog has gotten has been from people (with any luck, mainly teenage girls) Googling “Miley Cyrus”, “Miley Cyrus scandal”, “Hannah Montana”, and things of that nature.

However, there has also been a very disturbing amount of hits from people searching for either “Miley Cyrus nude” or “Hannah Montana nude”.  Now to be fair, the post in question does briefly reference the nude photographs of Vanessa Hudgens that surfaced a few months back.  But holy crap, people- Miley Cyrus is 15 years old!  One-five, fifteen.  In other words, a minor.  If the people searching for naked pictures of her are horny little 15-year-olds, that’s bad enough.  Look, boys (or girls, for that matter), you’re lucky I have no way of letting your mommies and daddies know you’re surfing the net for pictures of boobies.  Put your little peepees away and go do your homework, you little cretins.

More importantly, though:  if ANY- even one– of those people searching for naked pictures of her are adults, then you people are fucking sick.  As I said before, she’s 15!  There is a word for people like you:  P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E.  Sick, twisted bastards like you that look for “kiddie porn”, or that like the whole “Catholic schoolgirl” thing, or especially that have done or have ever considered doing anything sexual with a child, you need to be put to death immediately.  That’s just plain warped.  I’m not much of a “crusader” for anything- there are things I believe strongly in, but I’ve never felt the need to make anything THAT big a cause in my life.  However, ANY sort of exploitation of children, especially anything even remotely sexual, is something I can not tolerate.  I don’t care whether you’re a teacher, a priest, a parent or other family member, or just some random psycho douchebag wearing a hooded sweatshirt sitting in a van outside the local mall or Chuck E. Cheese- if you’re the type of person that gets off on little kids, you are the absolute lowest, most pathetic form of cockroach shit on this planet and you must be eradicated.  And the more pain it causes to you, the better.  You cannot rot in hell long enough to pacify me.

Parents, and I’m addressing the responsible parents here:  protect your children at any and all costs.  Talk to them about the dangers that are out there and how easily they can make themselves vulnerable, especially when the internet is involved.  You irresponsible parents, and you know who you are, you really need some help.  I pray for your children.

Here endeth the lesson.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. January 31, 2008 3:41 pm

    Agreed, Master. People are sick.

    You can probably imagine the kind of searches that steer people to the Just Two Guys blog. Some of it is downright horrifying.

  2. Johann permalink
    January 31, 2008 9:53 pm

    I’m sure of that.


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